The Xi and Biden Credit Crunch
I finally broke down and purchased a second gym membership, and it was about time. Planet Fitness was great for traveling the country to investigate corrupt politicians and criminal organizations, because Planet Fitnesses are alway within a few miles of Motel 6’s and Red Roof Inns Plus. And honestly, I have to say my body needed the additional gym equipment, and my mind needed the motivation boost of working with people dedicated to fitness. When I signed up for Crunch Fitness, I first thought about the 322 and 223 handshake symbolism in the logo, and it being 2023, and then I thought about when Crunch Fitness was going to pull the funds out of my checking account. I miss the old days of not having to worry about when my gym is pulling twenty or thirty dollars from my checking account.
When I was in college from 2000-2004, I remember my friends and I having months to pay our phone bills before our phones would get turned off. Hell, I’ve had friends go months without paying their electric bills. Of course, paying three hundred dollars to turn on your phone sucked, but we had leeway to pay our bills before they turned them off. Now they turn your phone off the same day. They turn off your water. They turn off your electricity for being one day late from the due date, which is somehow two weeks after the bill was sent. I thought bills had a month, and then if you didn’t pay it was a month before they turn it off. During 2019, I thru-hiked the Appalachian Trail, and I didn’t pay my electric bill like three months before they turned it off. What happened?
Thirty-three trillion dollars in debt is what happened, and now we are being enslaved slowly we are being choked and constricted. If you can’t pay your bill, they shut everything off, and kick you out for being one day late on your rent. We are being branded like cattle and rewarded or punished like rats in a maze. Hell descended upon America as quickly as Americans drank from the whore of Babylon’s cup of abominations, and stabbed themselves with the image of a man, the image of the beast, and all the possible and spiked with snake venom.
Now, I do not know if this is a Coastal Electric policy, a Mississippi policy, or a post-covid ESG, Bidenomics, and fascism policy, but I am given less than two weeks to pay my electric bills before Coast Electric shuts off my electricity. How do I know? Because my electric bill was due July 3rd, and by July 5th my electricity was cut off. This is the class warfare Robert F Kennedy Jr campaigns on. How am I supposed to pay thirty-five dollar shut off fee and thirty-five dollar turn on fee and a thirty-five dollar late fee for a one hundred dollar electric bill? I literally pay more fees for my electric bill than I am paying for electricity.
To make matters worse, in order to become a part of the Coast Electric “collective” we are expected to put three hundred dollars down. So what was the point of my three hundred dollar deposit, if Coast Electric is just going to shut off my electricity? Aren’t I supposed to be given a thirty day written notice before my electricity is turned off? Aren’t I supposed to be given thirty days to pay an electric bill? How am I expected to pay an electric bill two weeks after getting it or my electricity will be turned off? The same thing happened with my brother’s water bill. When did we stop getting thirty days to pay a bill? When did we stop getting thirty day notices prior to shutting off our water and electricity?
I am beyond poor. I don’t have a car. I can’t find a job with multiple Bachelors of Art from The Ohio State University. Everyone keeps telling me that I’m overqualified to wash dishes and flip burgers but I can’t get a job doing anything else. I guess this is the new normal. I guess this is the ESG. I guess this is Bidenomics. I guess this is BlackRock fascism. I guess I will eat bugs and be happy, while Joe Biden shakes hands with Xi Jinping in Woodside, California where I wore my white Woody hat investigating corrupt politicians and criminal organizations before, during, and after the 2020 Election and January 6th.
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