Doctor Brdman’s Laptop From Hell
A Juxtaposition of Hunter Biden’s and Matthew Joseph Brdecka’s Laptops From Hell
When my Marine Corps time of service ended, and I ended my Ohio State sabbatical, I bought a new MacBook Pro, and after a couple years of watching the young college students decorate their laptops with woke stickers, I decided to decorate my laptop with my Marine Corps medals, sharpshooter rifle badge, and expert pistol badge. Naturally, I was writing for Brdman.com at the time, so I threw a Brdman.com sticker on my laptop with Marine Corps sergeant chevrons and Ohio State Buckeye football helmet decals, and in order to trigger the mentally libtarded, I put a TRUMP sticker on my laptop. Whether I was writing in Thompson Library, Caffe Apropos, or Mission Coffee, I proudly pontificated how awesome God made me, and I triggered everyone, because I was born to make America great again.
I miss the good ol’ days of living the high life. Personally, I lived the High Street high life on the 12th floor of The Atlas Building on the corners of Long and High at 8 East Long Street in downtown Columbus, Ohio. Living at 8 East Long Street was quite the pickup line, because I was both high and long, and 8 East Long Street sounds dirty, which is why it is US-33East. How dirty? I lived the summer of 2018 in sin, which is why I lived like Hunter Biden with less illegal drugs and legal aged women. I can’t believe he paid for sex. Who pays for sex? Hunter Biden did on camera. My guess is Hunter Biden is blackmailing Joe Biden with his own laptop. I mean, who records themselves doing this kind of stuff unless they are trying to get caught?
I mean, I recorded myself doing all sorts of crazy stuff, but I’m using that as a part of the #FactCheckBirdBox campaign. I mean, I had a stripper pole and kegerator in my living room, and took the exact same photograph with my bombshell girlfriend that Hunter took with a stripper. It’s almost like I am Joe and Hunter Biden’s marionette or puppet master. Maybe there is something to this Q-Anon conspiracy theory nonsense about spiritual warfare, witchcraft, black hats, and white hats. #WhereIsWoody Where is Tom Hanks these days anyways?
Hunter Biden’s laptop from hell went public days after one of George Soros’s goons broke into my Mini Cooper in St Paul. After my laptop was stolen news about Hunter Biden’s laptop broke, and I begin to take notice to the coincidence of only my laptop being stolen. They stole my coyote military pack full of my dog’s food, dog’s dishes, and MacBook, but they left my $5k in hiking gear, Ingersol Lockwood collection, and case of White Claws. Lord knows every homeless person would have taken the alcohol, so I think it was it. Alex Jones won’t talk about this kind of stuff, but I will. I want my laptop back, and someone in the FBI, Antifa, or the Illuminati better find it
Anyway, is it the end of the world my MacBook was stolen? No. I back everything up, and the photos and videos on my laptop aren’t anywhere near the criminality on Hunter Biden’s laptop from hell. I loved that laptop, and I should have protected it with my life instead of thinking someone would break into my car and steal it right in front of police station at noon. Then again, I may have wanted them to to fact-check bird box. I don’t know. When you’re a devil dog and it’s your job to trick the devil; you trick yourself all the time, which is why Elon’s having a terrible time with my counter-AI. I did all the shamanism back in 2020 when I took selfies in front of Twitter like a prophet to fact check bird box.
I have been everywhere man. It’s not that complicated. It was so odd I had my laptop stolen, and then Hunter’s laptop showed up like some Deep State Lucifierian Illuminati trade or contest. And then I got my dad’s laptop after he died when those votes showed up and then Nancy had her laptop stolen on January 6th, while I was at #Psalm91 praying #Matthew6. Do you know why I pray Matthew 6:9-13? It’s the authority God has bestowed upon me to wield against the beast, the number, and the man like Revelation 13:16-18.
And then my dad died died when all those votes miraculously showed for Joe Biden, and guess what I got from the undertaker, that’s right, my father’s laptop. I know everything that on that laptop before anyone else. It’s weird how Hunter Biden stole my pose. It’s weird how I’m from Chicago and my uncle’s name is Brandon, while my middle name and my godfather’s name is Joseph. Where was Joe Biden’s inaugural mass? Saint Matthew’s? Let’s go Brandon. Take a guess where my ancestors are from? What part of Ireland? Where did Joe Biden go in Ireland?Let’s go Brandon. Time and time again #WeThePeople prove who’s pulling Fuhrer Biden’s strings to Independence Hall where I was on the Fourth of July. #PedoHitler
I can’t explain what’s going, but I would like may laptop back. You have my phone locations, you have my photos. You have my videos. You can literally fact-check bird box. Hunter Biden can hide behind his laptop; I want my laptop as evidence and my expertise in the tribunals. Youknow we have all the evidence for Nuremberg 2, and I’m talking about the eugenic and ethnic genocide known as The American Holocaust. You fact check me bro. #FactCheckBirdBox I’m Brdman, witches. Pecaw! Pecaw! #Pérák