My Carvana Nightmares
I’m sitting at the Dayton bus station next to a drunk man. I don’t think he’s homeless. I think he’s a poor alcoholic and drug addict getting by and traveled to Dayton to bury his cousin like he says. This man literally just called the police on himself drunk, because the agent wouldn’t sell him a ticket while he was intoxicated. He’s cussing her out, and the officer said he’d send an officer out, because the drunk man was arrested for trespassing here yesterday. He’s just trying to get to Columbus like I am trying to get to Columbus, but I am not drunk. Hell, I haven’t had a drink in years. Of course, I’ve been trying to get to Dayton, because my bug out bag was in the back of my Mini Cooper, which was repossessed in Springfield, Ohio.
My memory isn’t the best these days, so I didn’t remember Caravan and Bridgecrest saying there was a GPS in my car otherwise I would have begged family for the funds to prevent my car from being repossessed, but at the same time, I’m either investigating how quickly electricity, water, and phones are turned off under the Fourth Industrial Revolution and Great Reset, or I’m validating not paying my bills or both. Seriously though, how am I supposed to report on the needs of the lower and middle class if I don’t live on the verge of homelessness. Maybe I’m just smart enough to capitalize on my indigent lifestyle, but training with special operators has it’s benefits, which is why I was planning on living in my Mini Cooper on the banks of the Potomac Rivers on the George Washington Parkway and Ubering in Washington DC after knocking on doors in support of Donald J Trump and Bernie Moreno’s campaigns, but now I’m stranded in Dayton.
I ordered a black mini Cooper with heated seats and four wheel drive, but Caravan delivered a blue Mini Cooper without heated seats and without four wheel drive. Of course, Caravan gives a one week trial, but if I returned the car, I would have to wait to order another car and had to wait for it to be delivered. At the time, I was driving Uber Eats and DoorDash, so I needed the car to work, so I couldn’t send the car back. This wasn’t the first time Caravan sold me a black car that turned out to be NOT a black car.
In 2021, I ordered a black BMW 535i x-drive pretty much fully loaded, but I always make sure I have heated seats, so I don’t need a hot bag when I have to drive Uber Eats or DoorDash, which happens a couple times a year when I’m in between job investigating the Deep State. Of course, after years of investigating the Deep State, I’m broke, especially considering the fact the Deep State killed my first Mini during my 2020-2021 investigation of Covid war crimes and crimes against humanity and treason from the 2020 Election and voter fraud, which were simultaneously weaponized to confiscate American wealth, kill small businesses, and overthrow the US government.
Carvana lied about the BMW being black when it was gray like Caravan lied about the car’s gas mileage. Now, I don’t know why Caravan finds it a good business model to lie about their cars, but my BMW was either a lemon, or the Deep State was sending signals to cut off my BMW’s engine, while I was trying trying to investigate the Deep State. I spent roughly seventeen thousand dollars on repairs for that car, and at about four thousand dollars in repairs, I had to decide if I was going to keep the car or get a new one. What I should have done is voluntarily repossessed the car after paying for a car lease in cash, because I had just sold my condo. I don’t know, I made a lot of back-to-back bad decisions, which led to living in a Mini Cooper and having my home repossessed.
My 2021 off-roading in a Mini Cooper didn’t look like the car would be totaled like my 2023 skid in the rain [or break failure with brand new breaks] didn’t look like my car would be totaled. However, both cars were totaled, and with them, my interest rates skyrocketed and my car insurance skyrocketed. I was paying as much for my 2012 Mini with full-coverage insurance in 2024 as I was paying for my brain new 2014 BMW 335i with full-coverage insurance in 2014. Yes, I was paying nearly a thousand dollars a month to drive a ten year old Mini Cooper, hence why it was proposed while I was living out of my Mini and spending the night at a Motel 6 in Springfield, Ohio. I don’t think Caravana and Bridgecrest should be able to repossess a car from a homeless veteran, living out of a Mini Cooper, but apparently that’s the law, so I’m not sure I will be dealing with Caravan again. And that’s all I have to say about my Carvana nightmares.