My White Hat Woody
If I had known I would be writing a three book series about my white Woody hat, I would have taken more photos of my white hat. If I had known I would travel the country taking photos investigating corrupt politicians and criminal organizations, I would have bought more white hats, and I wouldn’t have allowed so many Ohio State sorority girls to steal my Woody white hats. If I had known Woody would be at the center of an ideological revolution, then I probably would have become a super wizard hacker. #WhereIsWoody #1Hacker
Why do you think I follow all the congressmen, senators, and governors of both parties? They see Matthew J Brdecka over and over and over again. They see Matthew J Brdecka over and over and over again. They see Matthew J Brdecka over and over and over again. They see Matthew J Brdecka over and over and over again. They see Matthew J Brdecka over and over and over again. They see Matthew J Brdecka over and over and over again.
They see Matthew J Brdecka over and over and over again. It does not matter why they know my name; they just need to know my name. Right Chicago? Right Columbus? Right Facebook titty babies? See, I’m even a bigger woody in person. Q-Tards, have you looked up Matthew Joseph Brdecka in Gematria yet? The STORM Is Coming? The New World Order? Direct Energy Weapon? The EYE of The Storm? Time, Times, and Half Time? Hunt for Red October?
I have been running the social media psychological operations game pretty much since I left the United States Marine Corps, returned to The Ohio State University, and found out the Obama Administration signed an executive order legalizing the brainwashing, indoctrination, and social engineering of America. At first, I experimented with likes, shares, and follows, but then I realized there were thousands of people who neither liked nor share my posts but followed my work without following me. How do I know? They told me. They told me they couldn’t like, share, or follow, because of work. They told me by the hundreds and thousands at Ohio State Game Days. I even had a woman in her early twenties flick me off, because I said all Ohio girls were fat stuck up ugly pigs on social media. But see, the world just sees a girl flipping out a calm guy, so they assumed I slept with and I didn’t call her or cheated on her or whatever, hence the finger. If I were fat and out of shape, the beautiful flipping off me would mean something else, but most beautiful women don’t flick off people who do not matter, so if she’s running up to me and flicking me off, then I clearly mean something to her.
I went shopping on Michigan Avenue with my girlfriend and then went into bars we had never been to in Chicago, but the bartends knew us from my Facebook posts. Yes, I was recognized in Chicago like I was recognized in Las Vegas and Los Angeles. Like I said, even though I got relatively no like or shares everyone knew me from my posts. What began as a fluke became the counter-censorship strategy known as the not-like strategy. The not-like strategy maximizes exposure and readership to specific demographics and individuals without getting too many likes or shares for whatever reason. During 2020, I shared a meme about child trafficking that got two hundred and fifty thousand shares in two days, and Facebook threw me in the Facebook slammer for violating their covid policy, which was to give people advice the aid and abet in the conspiracy to rig the 2020 Election, profit from the covid genocide, and profit from the covid vaccine genocide. Where was I during the 2020 Election? Silicon Valley and San Francisco. Why would a white hat be in Silicon Valley and San Francisco during the 2020 Election? Why would a white hat be in Silicon Valley and San Francisco before during and after January 6th? Where was Woody? Where is Woody? Where will Woody be in 2024?
Originally published in White Hat Woody: