The Artist General's Letter to Congressman Matt Gaetz
Dear Congressman Matt Gaetz,
On January 10th 2021, I was on a mad dash to Washington DC to see the inauguration, but I ended up stranded near The Wizards Beach and Pyramid Lake, so I spent the virtual inauguration from C Punch Inn and Casino in Lovelock, Nevada. Have you been to Lovelock, congressman? It’s the complete antithesis of your district. The tow truck driver told me there would be a car rental place in Lovelock, and there wasn’t even a gym let a lone a car rental. He should have taken me to Sparks, Nevada anyway, and wouldn’t you know, Sparks had a Planet Fitness. I guess hanging chains cause wild fires.
Anyway, Lovelock, Nevada did not have a gym, but I went to the Mary Ester Planet Fitness for months, and that was spectacular compared to using my CPunch hotel room furniture as gym equipment. Nevertheless, I highly doubt you will make it out to Lovelock, Nevada, but if you do, I highly recommend C Punch Inn and Casino where I saw a passed out man with his pants at his ankles strung out or whatever thanks to his wide open window curtains wide open and his desk light on, but that wasn’t all I saw in Lovelock, Nevada. I investigated some EVERGREEN containers I dreamt about during Black Lives Matter’s monthly long psychological siege warfare. Yes, I gateway process, astral project, and remote view; it comes with MKULTRA childhoods.
Anyway, to make a long story short, my coast to coast to coast yearlong roadtrip took me Destin, Florida. As a political neuroscientist, political operative, and counter-propagandists, I needed to get a thumbprint on reality in order to sift through the propaganda, so I went to Chicago, St Paul, Seattle, San Francisco, etc with the intent to juxtapose the CNN and MSNBC propaganda with non-mainstream media outlets like Info Wars, Tim Pool, and independent journalists like Bennie Johnson who I ran into at the Washington DC Black Lives Matter mural after the attempted coup d'état and assassination of President Donald J Trump during the Summer of Love 2020.
Tim Pool’s Chaz reporting was so drastically different than the mainstream media, I had to go to Seattle. I had to visit Chaz. Have you been to Chaz? A bunch of libtards must have boosted Chaz on TripAdvisor, because it’s quite literally a craphole. #ChazPoopCity I had to go to San Francisco and Silicon Valley to investigate corrupt politicians and criminal organizations, which is also why I went to Florida’s 1st Congressional District, because at the time Congressman Matt Gaetz had various accusations thrown his way. In fact, I am sitting across the lake from your Crestview office as I write. Of course, going from San Francisco to Destin during the winter of 2021 was quite the trip, but the number FBI agents and FBI vans at your Crestview office, while I edit is insane.
In March and May of 2021, even though the mask signs were up in some stores, most people were not wearing masks when I stayed in Destin but worked out in Fort Walton Beach and had dates in Pensacola and Panama City. Yes, I was in Destin for a couple months, which was definitely long enough to date especially since I had every intention of moving south. Of course, even though I am in Biloxi, Mississippi I have every intention of renting or buying in Florida, so I'll probably move to your district. Right now it’s looking like Sandpiper Cove in Destin, but who knows.
My name is Matthew J Brdecka, and I am a Marine Corps veteran, political scientist, counter-propagandist, and provocateur. I’m not sure if you’ve read The Revolution, but I am a fan of your political brand and work as a congressman, and I speak about so openly. In fact, you’re the best congressman in congress. Anyway, I have lived in your district. I plan on moving back to the area. However, I am a huge fan of mountains, so I plan on building homestead near Daholenga, Georgia and Woody Gap and or Estes Park, Colorado. Whether it’s Colorado’s 4th Congressional District, Florida’s 1st or 19th, or Georgia’s 9th, I will be around the leaders of the MAGA Republican Party Revolution. I do not know how long you intend on serving as a congressmen, and I do not know long your congressional allies will remain in Congress, but I have every intention of assisting Congressmen Matt Gaetz and Byron Donalds and Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert indefinitely.
Godspeed, Matthew Joseph “Doctor Brdman” Brdecka Artist General The Artistic Lifestyle drbrdman@theartisticlifestyle.com www.TheArtisticLifestyle.com