The Artist General's Letter to Ellen Page
Dear Ellen Page,
I studied architecture in high school, and I enrolled at The Ohio State University to study architecture, but my work is closer to Inception, and I was impressed with the film’s ability to bend space and time, reality and surreality, conscious and subconscious. This is my speciality, which is why I am a surreal realist or surrealrealist. The problem with art is its usefulness in warfare, which is why in The Art of War, I am the Artist General of The Artistic Lifestyle Revolution. Psychological operations are being waged against us all, and it’s my job as a political neuroscientist and neurolinguist to keep myself awake and wake up people. Do you wake up easily? I wake up violent sometimes violently, especially when I’m being woken. I kick. I punch. I almost threw someone in the campfire at a Marine Corps field operation.
Unfortunately, I only know your role in Inception, which was a fantastic film; however, as a surreal reality writer and artist, inception still throws my psychology for a loop, which literally happened in the film. I can only imagine the film’s impact on your psychology like I can only imagine how Flatliners and few of your other films impact your psychology. However, as a political neuroscientist, and neurolinguist, I can see how the Nazi witch doctors raped your soul and swindled you into selling your soul. I see your stolen innocence, and I see your transplanted soul. I see your pain. I see Ellen page like Get Out, but in your hole, the demons chopped off your breast and deformed you into lalaland. You have no clue who Ellen Page was. You have no clue who Ellen Page is. You are lost in Inception, but your nightmare is reality. Looking at your publicity photos, I see your soul and then I see your soul gone after surgery. I had the same surgery, and I don’t regret it, but I’m not as happy as I thought I would be. Now I have scars and butchered my body. I’m at peace now, but I struggled for years. You may not have been happy, but you looked alive and like you had your soul. Now you look like the devil stole your soul and you’re being tortured in your own body.
Why are you still in the public eye sight? You do not look happy whatsoever. You don’t look like someone who found their soul; you look like someone who lost her soul. You are an actor, and you cannot fake a genuine smile. Any amateur student of body language can see your misery despite Pageboy being publicly open about your transwarfare victimhood. You are a victim of witchcraft and pseudoscience. These nazi-witchdoctors summoned literal demons to possess your mind and body and imprison your soul. Why did you become an actor? Why did you accept the Inception role? What has Inception done to your dreams? What has Inception done to your reality?
I recommend taking a few years to go on thru-hikes, climb mountains, and put your mind, body, and soul to the test, so you can find Ellen Page’s soul. Some people claim our souls are on the dark side of the moon and we’re just climbing the stairway to heaven just to see ourselves for the first time. Of course, those are occult words, but that is where demons hide and camouflage. The pain and suffering of the hike’s hot and cold flushed out different demons like fasting. Not to mention, God speaks to us through the rivers and rocks and streams and mountains. I promise if you hike for forty days straight and ever ten miles per day, you will find the real Ellen or Elliot page. Anyway, I just wanted you to know, I am praying for you.
Godspeed, Matthew Joseph “Doctor Brdman” Brdecka Artist General The Artistic Lifestyle drbrdman@theartisticlifestyle.com www.TheArtisticLifestyle.com