The Artist General's Letter to Eric Swalwell
Dear Congressman Swalwell,
Thank you for brining dishonor and treachery into our capitol. Americans owe you great debt of gratitude for being such an honorable congressman that you slept with a Chinese spy who died in an ‘accident.’ #RIPFangFang Did your wife drink through all her pregnancies? Is that why she’s always holding a glass of wine in family photos with your poor children suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome? As a victim of this child abuse, I sympathize with your children and pray for their welfare, but if there were textbook photo of an alcoholic family, it would be any of Congressman Swalwell’s Instagram family photos. And yet you parade your children around like trophies when Child Protective Services should investigate the Swalwell parenting technique. Did you nickname “Hank” after Tom Hanks? Is Hank a fan of Toy Story? Is Hank a fan of Woody? #WhereIsWoody
I know your district extremely well. I lived on the mountain and was in downtown San Francisco Election Day 2020. I know about the California voter and election fraud, and Democrats are so dumb they do it on the streets in front of city hall. We don’t need to triangulate phones like True the Vote; their faces are on city surveillance; their cars are on city surveillance. Speaking of surveillance, I have have angels, golden eagles keeping eyes on my mountain. Across the bay, I investigated the Silicon Valley Nazis like Google like I investigated Twitter like I investigated Nancy Pelosi like I investigated Congressman Swalwell. Don’t worry, I also investigated Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Geatz, but they didn’t try to kill me. Of course, the Silicon Valley Nazis and the San Francisco pedo Nazis tried to kill me for snooping around. Nancy Pelosi invited me to Chinatown in 2020, so I don’t know why I had to flee California like Jason Bourne in a Mini Cooper Fear and Loathing Reno. I thought we were playing vampire rules, bro. Trust me, the governor wasn’t fast enough, but I survived with some evasive driving tactics. You can fact-check on any of this. I even have the business cards of Nevada troopers. I have photos. I have videos. And I have lots and lots of notes. It’s going to take me years to expose San Francisco’s satanism and pedo-tourism. Why do you think I am actively seeking employment at Facebook and Twitter? Why do you think I may be coming back to California?
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know I have it all, so I took selfies everywhere wearing a white Woody hat. All your Silicon Valley Nazis can fact-check me. I literally waived at Google’s camera, so they could get a clear picture of my white Woody hat. Congressman Swalwell, soon you will suppoened before the American people regarding the conspiracy to release a bioweapon in order to rig the 2020 election and overthrow the American government. Congressman Swalwell, soon you will be subpoenaed regarding your role in the conspiracy to frame American citizens in an insurrection. Congressman Swalwell, soon you will be subpoenaed regarding your relationship with a China spy and China’s role in these and other various conspiracies. Congressman Swalwell, I would say I expect you to behave like a gentlemen, but judging by the way you speak to Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene and your wife, you’ve proved to America you are no gentleman.
May God have mercy on your soul.
Godspeed, Matthew Joseph Brdecka Artist General The Artistic Lifestyle drbrdman@theartisticlifestyle.com www.TheArtisticLifestyle.com