The Artist General's Letter To Mayor Johnson
Dear Mayor Brandon Johnson,
I miss sweet home Chicago. I miss White Sox games. I miss Bulls games. I miss Bears games. Hell, I even miss the Chicago Cubs. But I cannot watch any of them, because I am boycotting all of them. In fact, I am boycotting all professional sports, and I am even boycotting my beloved alma mater The Ohio State University. I am boycotting them all over the satanic Marxism Cult and their Nazi death science committing black genocide.
I have a family scorecard from the July 6th, 1933 All Star Game played in Comiskey Park. I don’t understand why my brother was a Cubs fan when we were south siders, but it was a healthy rivalry until the White Sox won the World Series, and I haven’t watched baseball since. I watched, listened, or attended almost every game from sometime in the mid 90’s to the World Series in 2005, and it’s been over a decade since I’ve seen a game. Chicago’s Democratic Party is exterminating my people, and I refuse to support their Nazi Policies and Education for Death. You’re a teacher and clearly you haven’t seen in Disney’s Education for Death, because you and Chicago public schools are brainwashing, indoctrination, and socially engineering my people and the children of God with the Nazi education for death. Let me guess, you haven’t seen Don’t Be a Sucker either, because if you had, you wouldn’t be the black Mayor of Chicago executing Nazi orders.
I remember when the projects and the ghetto looked like concentration camps, but Chicago has rebranded to tent cities, which are cheaper than section 8. Black on black murder is the number one violent killer of black men; why would you send them out to kill more black people? You have to psychological retrain criminals. You can let them loose. Are you paid off by white supremacists or have you always been this dumb? Bro, I am pro criminal justice reform, but letting violent criminals back on the streets is the stupidest thing I ever heard. Where did you go to school? Aurora? Wow, do they even require ACT scores or high school diplomas for admittance? Well, I guess you really are that dumb. Let me guess, you think lowering standards for black Americans is good when it’s literally making black people dumber. Your policies abort black babies born in my neighborhood. Your policies chemically and surgically sterilize black children born in my neighborhood. You are committing black genocide.
Stop killing my people, you clown. The white supremacists laugh to the bank as your genocidal maniac policies kill black Americans in their industrial genocide complex. The white liberals laugh as they profit from your extermination of my people. Bro, you were born in Elgin. I was born at Christ just down the 95th rose line from Roseland. Just when I thought my home town of Chicago, Illinois couldn’t be any bigger of a clown circus, the new jester is somehow a bigger joke than his predecessor clown, Beetlejuice Lightfoot. Just when I thought maybe Chicago would elect a mayor that would make me desire moving home, the clinically insane Chicagoans elect Brandon Johnson as Mayor or should I say the pedo Nazi-Klansmen elected Bozo Brandon D. House Clown of Chicago. My people are being exterminated in Chicago thanks to your no bail, defunded police, and black genocidal policies. Unlike your privileged ass born in some honkey town, I was born and raised on the Southside. You can Google Archer Avenue Big Store, my great grandfather’s department store on Archer Avenue You can Google me. Google Doctor Brdman. Google Matthew Joseph Brdecka. Ask those EDM freaks at Spybar about Doctor Brdman. Like brainwashed deranged lunatic leftists, they couldn’t handle the TRUTH I posted in a Yelp review about their Rolling Stone’s "best club” sucking ass. Spybar was dark, dingy, and full of ugly EDM trolls and ogres who couldn’t dance to their deafening devil’s music. I stand by my Yelp review.
Yes, I know all about the Chicago Underground. There’s a reason why President Obama and then Vice President Biden ordered $65,000 in pizza and hot dogs from Chicago. I lived in Obama’s neighborhood during the 1980’s, and I was confiscated from my family due to satanic ritual abuse, so I know exactly why the celebrities love Billy Goat’s Tavern on Lower Wacker Drive, which is weird because my foster mother’s name is Wacker. But don’t worry, it’s a right-wing QAnon conspiracy Seventeenth Church of Christ Scientist located across the river from Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago. Like I said, the pedo Nazi-Klansmen who profit from sexually abusing, raping, and killing my people elected you, Bozo Brandon D. House Clown of Chicago.
Those EDM trolls and ogres living beneath Franklin Drive at Spybar have no honor, no dignity, and they couldn’t successfully attack me, so they attacked my woman like cowards. Of course, they claimed to have banned us from Chicago’s nightlife, so we went back to Spybar, and we put Brdman.com stickers all over Spybar and the River North. I will own you, Brandon Johnson, like my uncle Brandon owned the Southside like I owned Spybar. Who is Joe Biden’s marionette? Who is his puppeteer? #LetsGoBrandon Needless to say, the Southside is memorialized by my mother Beverly and my grandmother Rosemary’s prayers and sacrifices. If you don’t believe, look at a map or actually go there. I own Chicago. You just don’t know it yet. Just like I own Silicon Valley, and San Francisco just doesn’t know it yet, but it’s written on the street maps.
Have you ever seen The Blue Brothers, Brandon? Where did the Belushi brothers grow up? Where did we go to high school? Have you seen Biloxi Blues? Well, I’m down here in Biloxi, Mississippi with my brother, and as soon as he wakes up, we are heading back to Chicago and we’re brining an army of Artists and Artist Warriors to take our land back, because we’re on a mission from God. We’re just out of town like Ferris Bueller’s Day Off playing War Games like Matthew Broderick. Is it a game, or is it real. But this aint the movie The Blue Brothers fool, the Chicago Nazi-Klansmen are killing my people, and you’re their token house clown.
Stop killing my people, or on God’s authority, #WeThePeople are going to open Bird’s Box known as Revelation 19:17. Don’t believe me? Who is the Chicago Phoenix? Who spits fire from San Francisco to Chicago to Washington DC? Hell, I’ve been to Jerusalem and the New Jerusalem. Hell? We The People have been there too. Lucifer doesn’t like #US too much, but someone has to escort the serpents to the Lake of Fire like a busy B. How’s his eyesight, dark Brandon? Lucifer, why can’t he see? #DarkBrandon How did the Holy See and his sea of Nazis and sea of Not See Nazis not see me, Brandon?
You are the Mayor of the Chicago Concentration Camps, wake the hell up and follow the way, the truth, the light, and life of Jesus Christ. You are being deceived, brother. I hope you find Christ soon, because Matthew 18:6 and Revelation 18:21 are not going to be fun. Either way, Jesus loves you Brandon.
Godspeed, Matthew Joseph Brdecka Artist General The Artistic Lifestyle drbrdman@theartisticlifestyle.com www.TheArtisticLifestyle.com