The Artist General's Letter to The Epoch Times
Dear The Epoch Times,
Honestly, I have applied to hundreds of positions at The Epoch Times over the past couple years, and I do not know how many cover letters I sent or did not send. I do not know whether The Epoch Times reads hyperlinked portfolios or demands .pdf portfolios. It’s that I can’t read and follow directions; it’s I haven’t had the desire to write The Epoch Times like I wrote President Donald J Trump, the DNC, and the RNC. Unfortunately, The Epoch Times was way down on my list of places I wanted to work, like way after Ben Shapiro’s Joffrey Baratheon-dictatorship at The Daily Wire. However, I will admit I read The Epoch Times more than The Daily Wire.
I am an artist and a mad political scientist. I do not color inside the lines, because it’s my job as an artist and mad political scientist to think outside the box. While The Epoch Times draws with crayons and eats paste, I paint Francisco de Zurbarán’s Crucifixion crazier than Salvador Dalí. Why do you think The Epoch Times is behind President Donald J Trump, the RNC, and the DNC, and the endless places I applied?
If you can’t see my name and Google Matthew Joseph Brdecka to find my LinkedIn and portfolio The Revolution, then I probably shouldn’t be hired as a writer or journalist, right? If I am good journalist, you should be able to Google my journalism. Google my name Matthew Joseph Brdecka and publication The Artistic Lifestyle’s The Revolution.
Don’t they teach research at journalism school?
Reading my resume on LinkedIn takes a few minutes. Reading the titles of The Revolution’s Substacks takes another couple of minutes. And it takes about five to ten minutes of reading my work to decide whether I am a good fit for The Epoch Times or NOT. Why must I spend a couple hours writing The Epoch Times individually? It wastes The Epoch Times’ and my time. Now, I am going to repurpose and multipurpose my cover letter to The Epoch Times as journalism, counter-propaganda, and requisitions for organizations with whom I wish to work. Why?
Why would I want to work for The Epoch Times? I think outside the box, but The Epoch Times refuses to use common sense. Why does The Epoch Times refuse to Google Matthew Joseph Brdecka and The Artistic Lifestyle’s The Revolution? #FactCheckBirdBox That’s journalism, right? #WhereIsWoody
Yes, I am an artist, political scientist, and counter-propagandist, so what’s the difference between what I do and journalism, copywriting, and marketing? I have sports articles. I have religious, theological, and philosophical articles. I have political articles. I cover childhood trauma. I cover anything and everything from the perspective of an artist, Doctor Brdman, and the political scientist Matthew J Brdecka.
It’s really not that difficult to take out my personality, style, and tone, and input The Epoch Times system. It’s really not that hard to change my style, tone, and sarcasm to using AP. Why can’t the HR at The Epoch Times accomplish this feat?
Why do I want to work for The Epoch Times? Why do I want to work for The Epoch Times? Because I am NOT working for President Donald J Trump or Robert F Kennedy Jr, and I can’t work for Matthew J Brdecka. That’s why…
Thank you for your time and consideration. #EnjoyTheShow
Godspeed, Matthew Joseph Brdecka Artist General The Artistic Lifestyle drbrdman@theartisticlifestyle.com www.TheArtisticLifestyle.com
*If you search my hashtags, they tell their own stories in a pick your own adventure, so #FactCheckBirdBox is one story and #WhereIsWoody is another story, which lead to campaigns of 52 book series with corresponding deck’s of cards. That’s surreal journalism. That’s journalistic realism. It’s surrealrealistic journalism like Fear and Loathing Las Vegas but Fear and Loathing Reno.