The Artist General's Letter To Tucker Max
Dear Tucker Max,
I owe my sobriety to God, but my first step to sobriety was buying Tucker Max’s I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. It wasn’t the drunken shenanigans of Tucker Max that sent me on the path to sobriety; writing about Matthew “Brdman” Brdecka’s drunken shenanigans sent me on the path to sobriety.
At the time, I was sick and tired of hearing people say Your stories are just like Tucker Max’s and I was sick of replying Who the fuck is Tucker Max? So I purchased Tucker Max’s books starting with I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, and I ran the gambit to Mate: Become the Man Women Want. Man, Mate was a great book. I look at your work like a system, the Tucker Max system. You really do love your fellow men, and you saw all their pain and suffering, and you created the best manual I’ve read to become the man women went. I was the man women wanted, but I thought I wasn’t, so I wasn’t. All I had to do was eat healthy, work out, and work on my career, and everything else took care of itself. Most boys and men don’t realize lifestyle is everything.
Needless to say, aside from being born with a Budweiser in one hand a Marlboro in the other, my sick relationship with myself and women was the primary fuel to drinking. It wasn’t not being able to talk to women; I was good with women. But I wasn’t good to women, or at least not to my own ethical and moral standards. You write about your own moral and ethnical Tuck Max code of conduct; I had the same. However, I needed to be disciplined enough to not hurt the woman I loved. I am writer. My words are flamethrowers in arguments. I am a ten year Marine Corps veteran, and I am a ten year veteran of The Ohio State University, so I loved hearing your stories about veterans and OSU. Didn’t hundreds of Buckeyes protest you? Anyway, I gave up the lifestyle years ago, because my God and country needed my pen and sword.
Truthfully, I wish I had read Mate when it first came out, because I could aways get girls, just not the one’s I wanted, and I was sick of dating. I wanted to legitimately find love for once. Naturally, I listened to The Mystery Method and The Game and The Noble Art of Seducing Women, which were nothing more than black magic, neurological witchcraft, anTd spells. Why do you thing Neil Strauss made The Game look like a Bible? Pick up artistry works, but the pick up artist always goes crazy, because of the push-pull and negging. It’s literally witchcraft. Honestly, listening to this crap made my game worse, and cranked up my narcissism to unprecedented levels, and that always comes crashing down. Mate is an outstanding book, Tucker. And it is great for teaching men about masculinity and dominance instead of cheap tricks.
Currently I am writing two counter-propaganda campaigns, which consist of publishing 52 books in 52 weeks. Operation Bookzkrieg is used to attract those souls lost in the darkness of Marxism, and show them the light of Christ’s lifestyle. The Tucker Max system is your books; my system is my books. Anyway, I am looking to create a team of writers to assist in the writing of these books, and you know way more writers than I know. After all, you launched Book in a Box and Scribe Media. I tried doing a hybrid publication with Book in a Box in 2017, but ultimately, I self-published Booger Platoon and Wartime Memoirs of Drunken Debauchery. Of course, I had to removed these books from market, because my country need my political science expertise. I plan on publishing 2nd Editions as a part of Operation Bookzkrieg, I am looking for writers to mimic and ghost the drafts of Operation Bookzkrieg. That is to say, I give the writers my work and they copy voice, my style, my vocabulary, etc and apply them to the plot of my life in order to facilitate publishing these 52 books in 52 weeks as soon as possible. People are literally so brainwashed by the CIA they are chopping off their genitalia for their cult leaders, and I have the cure for their acute mental libtardation. Help me save these psychopaths before America turns into post apocalyptical Babylon. Thanks again for the laughs and life’s lessons, Tucker.
Godspeed, Matthew Joseph Brdecka Artist General The Artistic Lifestyle drbrdman@TheArtisticLifestyle.com www.TheArtisticLifestyle.com