The MAGA Asset’s 2024 Funding
Currently, The MAGA Asset need at least twenty thousand dollars through the election in order to fund hotels, gas, food, and transportation to follow the Trump Train, and conduct political operations form Florida to New Hampshire, Virginia to Colorado, and Texas to Mississippi. I need to be everywhere in order to lead President Donald J Trump’s reelection campaign, The Republican Party Revolution, and a red tsunami to drain the swamp.
#DrainTheSwamp
If I can’t get the funding, I’ll have to Uber and DoorDash, while I am supposed to be saving America from the Nazi Democrats and their New World Order. Simply put, I cannot save America if I’m driving Uber, but this is where ingenuity and creativity comes into play. I am thinking about living in the woods on Elgin Air Force Base in Florida’s Panhandle part-time before heading north to Washington DC. There are Planet Fitnesses in Crestview and Mary Ester, so I can DoorDash and drive UberEats, while living in the forest on Elgin. Why do I act like I’ve already lived in the woods on Eglin? How do I know how to live in the woods on Eglin? Well, every time I’m chased out of Biloxi, Mississippi by Deep State operatives, I drive to the Florida Panhandle like I did last week after the poisoned Biloxi water nearly killed me
I love Matt Gaetz’s district and plan to move to Florida’s 1st Congressional District, but the Florida Trail cannot be the only place I can live in the forest, and it’s not. I thru-hiked the Appalachian Trail in 2019 in order to recon wilderness campsites from Georgia to Maine, so I know where there are gyms and campsites within twenty or thirty miles of the Appalachian Trail from Georgia to Maine. For example, there’s a Planet Fitness in Daholenega, Georgia I visit when I’m near Woody Gap.
#WhereIsWoody
The point I’m trying to make is that if I am in Washington DC I know where I can live without being seen. I can be a homeless veteran living in a tent right in front of The White House there at Lafayette Square Park and protest Genocide Joe, Bidenomics, and BlackRock fascism all day every day. In fact, I can arrested over and over and over again, because The American Holocaust Theses, Antitheses, and Syntheses book sales will skyrocket. Is the Biden Administration really going to arrest a homeless Marine Corps veteran who cannot find work thanks to Bidenomics, affirmative action, DEI, and proving black genocide?
#TheMAGATrap
I can go be a homeless veteran living in a tent right there by the CIA on the Potomac right off the George Washington Parkway. Of course, I’ll change locations and camp in spots I can see Washington DC or New York City from seventy miles away. The MAGA Asset’s plan without funding is being a homeless veteran living in a tent and out of Mini Cooper down by the Potomac. Thus, I can drive Uber X and Uber Eats in Washington DC and gather intelligence and annoy President Trump’s political opposition, while working out at every Washington DC, Maryland, and Virginia (DMV) One Life, LA Fitness, and Planet Fitness. I will be on Tinder, Hinge, and Bumble, so all the Democrat and Republican staffers see me over and over again. I will be all over the Capital Mall like an eagle, so all the Democrats and Republicans in name only see my white hat.
Recently, I published articles about Eagle Pass and Austin and Houston, because I write about the people President Trump can’t meet. I write about the people who wait and wait for hours just to see his motorcade and are disappointed they can’t see their favorite President when he audibles for security reasons. I can write anytime anywhere, which is why I travel to and write about Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert’s districts, and I travel and write about Congressman Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan, and Byron Donalds’s districts. I know DC and write about DC and all snakes endorsing President Trump’s name but who refuse to endorse the MAGA movement, putting America first, and making America great again.
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain
If The MAGA Asset can acquire funding, I would still be homeless, but I would be hotel hopping twenty-five to fifty percent of the time in Washington DC and hotel hopping fifty to seventy-five percent of the time on the road. I’ve driven the roads, and all you have to do is follow the hashtags like #WhereIsWoody or #FactCheckBirdBox to see The MAGA Asset’s portfolio. Like I said, I need about twenty to thirty thousand dollars in order to accomplish my mission to reelect the greatest President during our lifetimes, President Donald J Trump.
#TheMAGAAsset