The MAGA Asset’s Dating Life
Honestly, if I wasn’t looking to get married, being The MAGA Asset wouldn’t be bad for dating. In fact, traveling the country and being on 3-5 dating apps is a great way to gather intelligence, counter-propagandize, and recruit. When I was traveling from 2019-2022, my Tinder, Bumble, OKCupid, and Hinge accounts were great ways to sell books and find free places to stay.
Of course, driving from Destin to DC a few times made it so I had matches everywhere, but specifically in northern Georgia. In fact, I met a Q-tard who made over $400k per year, and I was willing to date her, but she was not willing to date The MAGA Asset lifestyle. This was common place when dating thirty to fifty year old women. A lot of the women I dated made bank, and didn’t want to date The MAGA Asset lifestyle.
Apparently, other thirty to fifty year old men were horrible, which is why they dated men like me lightyears ahead of other men in everything except income. Hell, I went out with an ivy league psychotherapist in Alexandria who turned out to be a psycho therapist on the date. She was smoking hot, but suffered from acute mental libtardation. The date was over when I started discussing political neuroscience and the brainwashing, indoctrination, and social engineering behind the nonsensical covid policies. She stood up and walked to other side of the bar.
It’s funny, despite my occasional post-breakup summers, which I hope are over, I am celibate. It’s always been that way, because I try to remain celibate. And since 2020, my entire dating life has been nonexistent. Between lifting weights, running, walking my dog every day, I don’t have time to date. Besides we are in the midst of Biblical Prophesy, and I’m not taking any risks with eternal damnation, but just because I’m not dating doesn’t mean I’m not working on finding my bride.
I multitask everything if I haven’t said that, so instead of searching for women, I am going to have women come to me. That’s not my ego; it’s a fact. I am writing Female Requisition, which serve as recruitment, orientation, sales, marketing, training manual, etc.
Of course, I plan on running for President of the United States, so I am in search of my First Lady; therefore, the first step for women interested in Matthew Joseph Brdecka would be to first need to read Female Requisition. And in all honesty, Female Requisition may become two books. Yes, my standards are that high. Why do you think I’m still single? Well, I am sick of being single, so I will be writing such a detailed requisition it will more than likely encompass two books. In fact, I already wrote the first one, because it was for the wives I wanted, but the second book is about the wife I want, and the tests and trials she must undergo if she wants to marry me.
Honestly, the first book was originally written to be satire just to see how how far I could push sex magic, but I am no longer practicing the Vesuvian arts, so it’s just satire now. However, it provides a great juxtaposition of my personality during my post breakup and my personality now. In other words, I am my own foil.
Of course, I am celibate and saving myself for marriage, so this will cause chaos in the minds of women lusting after my image. Naturally, if I am going to be President, she needs to know my past, present, and future, so she must read all of my books, which is one of the steps in Female Requisition, so I am using my dating life to multitask book marketing, and trust me women hate rejection, so I bring the thunder.
Do you have tattoos or body piercings? Yes? Disqualified.
Are you tall? Disqualified.
Are you over 22.5% body fat? Disqualified.
Naturally, I turn dating me into a scavenger hunt with riddles within my books, so if you don't read my books, I will know. If you aren’t smart enough, I will know. Woman will try to fool me, but they will buy, buy like President Donald J Trump’s art of the sale or Chinese and Ukrainian businessmen buying Hunter Biden’s “art.”
Have you’t you read The Artist General’s Letter to Ye? Women are power, and celibacy and physical prowess and intelligence and dedication to sinlessness and healing God’s children will make women move mountains like Elvis Presley’s propaganda and marketing. My celibacy will make them come, because if you build it they will come. Or at least that’s what President Donald J Trump says about America Two-Fifty and Ray Kinsella heard in the fields of his dreams. I will date when when America’s pastime [war] is over: