Weren’t Professional Sports Always Gay?
The NFL came out as gay. Major League Baseball has come out as gay. The NBA is gay. And yes, even the National Hockey League and NASCAR have all come out of the closet as gay. Gay! Gay! Gay! As everyone else is freaking out about the NFL, MLB, NBA, and NHL all coming out of the closet as gay, I am like - bro, hasn’t professional sports always been as gay as Bud Light?
No seriously, who pays to watch men put their hands up other men’s butts? Who pays to watch athletic men run around in tights? Who pays to watch men slap each other on their asses and tell each other great job? Who honestly thinks professional sports haven’t always been gay? Who seriously thinks masculinity is sitting on your asses at Buffalo Wild Wings or Yardhouse eating wings, drinking beer, and screaming at men put their man hands up other men’s butts and tosses pig skins to open tight ends or wide receivers? Football is the epitome of gay, which is why I stopped watching professional athletics almost ten years ago.
Of course, I always loved watching college volleyball and softball, but now, the gayness is spilling over into women’s athletics. I’m not looking forward to dude’s playing college volleyball dressed like women, and somehow feminists aren’t offended by men pretending to be women. How can you be a feminist and support men in women’s athletics? How can you be a feminist and support men winning woman of the year awards? Men winning women’s athletics is about as misogynist as killing Title IX and women’s sports.
Who’s coming out the closet next? Frat boys and the Freemason’s perfect brotherly love? I mean seriously, hasn’t professional sports always been gay? That’s why they didn’t make money professionally until after sports spectating was marketed and propagandized as manly by the Nazi-CIA eugenicists via Operation Paperclip and Mockingbird. There is nothing manly about sitting on your fat ass stuffing your face and drinking beer, while screaming watching men play with sticks and balls, while playing grab ass.
Yes, I watched professional sports for decades, but then I woke up to how utterly worthless professional sports were for the average American citizens, and I added up the hundreds of thousands of hours and the hundreds of thousands of dollars I wasted watching men play games. It’s gay. And even though my boycotts of The Ohio State University’s athletics and all professional sports were supposed to be temporary, I know I will never watch professional or college sports like I once did, if at all.
Whether it’s Saturday or Sunday, Americans worship football more than God, and I see professional sports leagues being shattered into thousands of smaller leagues where athletes get paid less, but there are more league owners, more team owners, and more players. I see Rumble Sports monetizing local sports leagues, making the large market professional athletics obsolete. We have machines taking all our jobs, so we need more athletes and more artists making money, which means we will have more artists and athletes. Sports would still be gay, but at least people will be making a living playing sports instead of being glued to boob tubes.
Nevertheless, the entire sports entertainment industry is a worthless waste of time. ESPN is men sitting on their asses watching men sit on their asses talking about other men play sports. Think about that. Stephen A Smith gets paid millions to talk about other men play sports and suck of their greatness. Stephen A Smith literally gets paid millions to put have LeBron and MJ come out his mouth. Wasn’t Stephen A Smith’s profession always gay? Is anything gayer than sports journalism? Now, I see why Owen Shroyer quit sports journalism. It’s gay.