When did trick-or-treating become lame?
In the early 1990's, I remember trick-or-treating with my little brother John until about ten at night. I remember watching the middle and high school kids egg houses and string up toilet paper on the houses that didn’t give them candy or candy they had zero intention of eating like candy corn. There’s various occult memes going around mocking Christians about Halloween being a Satanic holiday, and there’s sob stories about autistic kids during hollowing. Of course, my smart ass replied to both.
First of all, dressing up or acting like someone else is deception and deceit, so even though there are no Bible verses specifically about Halloween, there are verses about evil, darkness, death, and deceit, which Halloween celebrates like Isaiah 5:20
Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!
Or 1 Corinthians 10:21
You cannot drink the cup of the Lord and the cup of demons. You cannot partake of the table of the Lord and the table of demons.
According to legend, witches used candy to lure children to be eaten, which was considered fiction like Hansel and Gretel until Frazzle Drip and PizzaGate conspiracies burst onto the scene. But after these trans clowns started hosting drag queen story time, I finally understood who clowns were and why they are terrifying to children. Drag queen story time is always a halloween horror show of abominations.
The other day I saw a Facebook post about autistic kids, and I thought to myself—maybe you shouldn’t be celebrating a pagan holiday that teaches kids to eat free poison, which is probably why your kid has autism. Let me guess, you give your kids free vaccines like you give your kid free candy. Speaking of which, why are we training our kids to eat poison? The same reason why we train our children to sit on strange old men’s laps during Christmas. Why are we training our kids to inject themselves with poison? Cleary, the autistic children's mom is pissed at the world her kid is autistic due to her vaccinating her child. Who talks like this about children?
Besides, Halloween was better when kids egged houses and TPed their trees at midnight on Tuesday. People younger than forty are like what? They used to egg houses and TP houses on Halloween. Yes, before the world turned into one giant PINK HAT there were tricks if people did not handout treats. When I was twelve, we went trick or treating with a dozen rolls of toilet paper and couple dozen eggs. Clearly the pissed off mom on Facebook also on the spectrum, because she doesn’t understand the term trick or treat. If someone’s being a twat waffle, egg their house and TP their bushes and trees instead of complain on Facebook.
That’s why it’s called TRICK OR TREAT!