White Privilege Card
I've spent countless hours scouring the Internet in search of this White Privilege Card everyone keeps raving about, and I can't seem to find it anywhere. Is it a state issued ID like Drivers' Licenses and Concealed Weapons Permits? Or is it a federally issued ID like a Passport? What are the qualifications for the White Privilege Card? Do I receive the White Privilege Card, because I identify as white? Or because other people identify me as white? What if I self-identify as African-American, but society identifies me as white? Do they utilize genetic testing to ensure I'm white? Or do they hold up skin tone, eye and hair color blotches to mine in orderto ensure my whiteness like the Nazi Germans did to Jewish- looking people in Europe? Since I look Jewish with darker eyes, hair, and skin do I get a Jew card too? After all, I’m an Ashkenazi Christian-Jew. Where do they draw the line? 3/4 white? 1/2 white? 1/4 white? Or is it like with being black, any amount of cracka makes you full-bread cracka? What is white anyway? European? Are Iberian Peninsula natives white? How about south Eastern Europeans? Are Turks white? Quando tango un bronceado y hablo Español como si fuera de México, la gente piensa que soy Méxicano. Que pasaría entonces? Sería "brown person" verdad? How do I use the white privilege card? Let's say I'm driving 155 in a 55, do I immediately hand the officer my white privilege card, or do I wait for him to ask for it? What crimes does the White Privilege Card get me out of? Public intoxication and urination? How about theft? Murder? How did OJ and Michael Jackson get White Privilege Cards? Aren't they black? Can someone please tell me where I can find this white privilege card; I can't find it anywhere.