I will never forget walking into Ohio Stadium for the first time, which happened to be during the last few months of the Clinton Administration. After the game, I will never forget buying my first white Woody hat, which I wore for four years without washing and still own to this day. In fact, I bought a lot of white Woody hats, because I’m a cocky Woody kind of guy. There’s something about a skinny old man getting fired for punching a player in the neck running the sidelines that gets me a Buckeye. Word on the street is old Woody lunch-boxed offensive linemen to fire the team up to #BeatBlue.
I bought a lot of white Woody hats, because I never wanted to wash them, so I would just buy a new one, because I wanted them as white as my Air Force Ones. Usually, some college girl would steal my white Woody, and then I would just buy a new one. Naturally, I lost all of my white Woody hats but one, my first Woody. Hell, I even took Woody out of retirement when they stopped selling the white Woody hats on campus and online, because of wokeism, and I once again wore Woody everywhere like two ol’ buddies. My buddy, my Woody, my Woody and me (That’s a white hat Tom Hanks joke). #WhereIsWoody
I even wore Woody from Georgia to Maine when I thru-hiked the entire Appalachian Trail after finishing my first decade at The Ohio State University. One frigid morning, I was running down the trail and lost Woody in Shenandoah National Park, but I’m a Marine and leave no hat behind, so I went and rescued my white Woody hat, which just so happened to be guarded by a mama bear protecting her two cubs. It took a while, but I saved Woody, and your fake fact-checkers can fact-check me, because I have the video. In fact, I’m writing a couple books about it. Well, I’m writing Titanium Spork, which is about thru-hiking the AT and Woody, which is about the damn white hat. Unnaturally but supernaturally, I’m a writer by trade, but it wasn’t always that way…
Listen to this, I dropped out of The Ohio State University 13 hours from graduating to enlist in the United States Marine Corps and serve my country for nearly a decade, but I could see the tsunami of the Marxist Cult’s revolution coming straight for America. Unfortunately, I could not fight the battle against the Marxist Cult as a United States Marine, so I left the Marine Corps highly decorated for my work in curriculum development and andragogy in which I would later study graduate work at OSU. Therefore, I returned home to The Ohio State University to finish what I started 13 years early, during the Clinton administration…
Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’m the only OSU alumnus who studied undergrad at The Ohio State University for the Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump administrations. Hell, I’m pretty sure I am the only alumnus who was in undergrad for both of Ohio State’s most recent national championships. What can I say? I drink and know things. But I will say this, I do know of an alumna who was there for both national championships, but she was my roommate both times, so that doesn’t really count, and no, she’s not my wife. Together, we are more than likely the only alumni who were there for both as undergraduates, and that’s a Latin joke for Latin nerds.
Anyway, it’s a long story told in Woody, which you will read someday. On graduation day, I yelled 14 years and no one got the joke, but I still laughed to myself, and some how found the phone number of a hot KD sitting next to me. Is that oxymoron? I dunno. But I was that guy. I mean who rushes frats at thirty-two? What thirty-two year old men gets a KD’s number, bragging about being at OSU since Bill Clinton was President? The same guy who writes about his adorable Shiba Inu Reese taking craps on KD’s lawn and not picking them up. This guy! Brdman does. Brdman does. That’s why they call me The Doctor. I mean, who doesn’t want to live their early twenties three or four times? When it was all said and done, I earned BAs in English and political science with minors in creative writing and linguists, kind of. Currently, I am a few classes from an MA in adult education and human resource development, but I wanted to be a Doctor Brdecka. So why didn’t I finish my graduate work? Why didn’t I write a dissertation? Why didn’t I become Doctor Brdecka? Why am I Doctor Brdman?
The fundamental reason why I ever struggled and currently struggle with college was and is the plague of Marxist Cult members within our faculty. I cannot think like Marxists. Our brains do not run on the same operating system. It’s like Mac vs Windows. I cannot think like Marxists. Hell, I am a Buckeye, but these people are bucking nuts. I cannot think like their Marxist-Cult-Hive-Mind. I cannot think like irrational people who have no concept of what Marxism truly is. I cannot think like brainwashed zombies who think me men can have babies and abortions, but at the same time tell me men don’t have any say in the infanticidal mass genocide of black, brown, and white trash babies via Planned Parenthood, which these sick psychopaths labeled as a “right.” And then tell me #ScienceIsReal. How is genocide a right? How is abortion a right? Of course, I’m not allowed to question the mass genocide of The American Holocaust, because I’m white? Really? Really, bro? Really? No, it’s because you’re in a cult!
Being a white heterosexual male on campus during the Clinton administration was hard enough with constantly being told what I was allowed to say, how I was allowed to think, and what I was allowed to think, but it was 10X worse under the Obama Administration. Holy Crap! I totally get why vets killed, kill, and will kill themselves. It’s almost like the government is using college and VA medicine like a one-two punch to drive the veterans to suicide, so the government has to spend less money on veterans and their issues, which the politicians caused from their own cowardice. It’s tough. That’s the entire Red Shorts of Courage book series.
Anyway, I had instructors who literally told me over and over again, “No one will publish…” and “No one is publishing masculinity…” and “No one is publishing white man…” I was shocked. I was appalled. Here I was a highly decorated Marine Corps veteran instructor who told his student they could do anything and to be great, and The Ohio State University had instructors telling their students they were never going to get published and never make it as writers. They told me no major publishing house will publish my toxic masculinity and peachy pink White Privilege.
I’m a Marine veteran; I can run through a brick wall, but the other kids in the class were being told they would never succeed. Could you imagine being a young white male who loves R.L. Stine and wants to be the best writer in America, and then have an instructor destroy his dreams? Not only that, but he and his family are paying The Ohio State University to crush his dreams of becoming a write, which is precisely why he enrolled at The Ohio State University. I, as an alumnus of The Ohio State University, do not support destroying our students’ dreams; I believe in teaching our students to accomplish their goals and dreams. Isn’t that the purpose of college?
But like I said, I’m a Marine, so you know what? F* you man, I’m going to write my own books, start my own publishing company, and publish fifty-two books at once just to piss you off, and I’m going title a book The Chronicles of Libtardia: White Privilege. Yes, I have a book serious titled The Chronicles of Libtardia. In fact, I have another book titled The Chronicles of Libtardia: The American Holocaust where I prove the American system of eugenic and ethic genocide, which are the results of Democrat Party’s policies. Can you imagine how triggered liberals will be when I prove #BlackGenocide and publish the proof in one book, while simultaneous publishing White Privilege where I make fun of liberals and their eugenic concept of “white privilege,” which is used as a psychological weapon to commit black genocide. Can you imagine how triggered the liberals suffering from acute mental libtardation will become when I prove to them that they, the liberals, the Democrats, are responsible for black genocide. It will fry the neurons, frying in their pea-brains. Do you know what would trigger them even more? If I called myself doctor without a JD, MD, PhD, or even a FAD and wrote better and spoke more eloquently than these Marxists cult members and their Army of Freaks. #Triggered
Of course, even though I’ve been working for four years straight without any pay for writing whatsoever, they’re going to lie to themselves and tell me that I succeeded because of my White Privilege. No dumb ass, I work hard. You are lazy. Go to work! Go to work! Instead of complaining about being broke and poor, I shut my pie hole and got to work. Bruh, I’ve written over nine thousand pages of literature and millions of words since starting to write in 2014, and I’ve only been writing full-time since 2018, so…Yeah, you liberals are lazy, and we are going to crush your Marxist Cult.
At the end of the day, it was the mind-control aspect and cult-like culture of fake-liberalism that woke me up, because growing up during the 80’s and 90’s in Chicago, I was a raging hardcore brainwashed Democrat. It wasn’t until I noticed the mind-control, brain-washing, indoctrination, and social-engineering at OSU my freshman year that I stopped being a Democrat. Unfortunately, lots of people doing the same thing is too fascistic and Nazistic for my taste; even though I was a Marine, I don’t like being told what I can say, how I can think, and what I can think. Most people go to college and get indoctrinated into the Marxist Cult, not me. I went to college a Marxist and left with the knowledge and skills to render Marxism obsolete.
Marxism is everywhere at OSU. The Ohio State University is the UC Berkeley of the Midwest but with better athletics and borderline better academics. However, there is no diversity of thought on campus whatsoever. None. Zero. The Ohio State University is one big indoctrination into the Marxist Cult. And before you leftists get your panties in a bunch, Marxism is a cult. I’m writing an entire book on the Marxist Cult, The Chronicles of Libtardia: Marxist Mythology.
Marxism is a cult, and that’s precisely why we can’t argue with you delusional sociopaths and psychopaths. Marxism is a cult! Seriously though, what else is Marxism? Marxism is a global bait and switch for the families of the former European royals to reenslave the entire globe like it’s 1619. Marxists wave a bunch of free housing, food, education, jobs, and healthcare before their ignoramusly naive constituents who bite like fish going for free worms on hooks and are trapped like mice going for free cheese on mousetraps. Marxists have neither the means nor the intentions to pay for their free bait, because that all changes during after the switch. It’s a trap!
The first thing socialists and communists do is reindoctrinate or reprogram all the political, social, and economic dissenters. If the dissenters cannot be “rehabilitated,” they are executed. It’s happened 100% of time, liberals; you can’t argue with science and facts. Once all the guns have been confiscated and the political dissenters have been exterminated, the real pain, torture, and genocide begins. Once again, it’s happened 100% of time, liberals; you can’t argue with science and facts.
See, while you liberals live in the fairytale land of Libtardia doing satanic rituals in your Branch Covidian Marxist Cult, Marxism failed and fails 100% of time in reality. In reality, you liberals don’t see it, because you’re in the Marxist Cult. Not only are you in a cult, but you’re insane. Only a madman or woman (I almost said madwoman, but I figured removing mad from woman would make what? More madwomen) would keep pursuing a “utopia” with a success rate of zero point zero [Insert Animal House joke here].
Aside from a cult, what else is Marxism? Marxism is Slavery 2.0. Slaves have free houses. Slaves have free food. Slaves have free education and training. Slaves have free jobs. Slaves have free healthcare like sheep and cattle have free healthcare. Socialism and communism are slavery.
See, once Marxists take power, they confiscate all the wealth for the state, because the state owns the means of production and all property, so there is no redistribution. You’re idiots if you think you’re getting anything. You will starve! The Marxist rob us, and we are no longer allowed to have any property. Then the commie comrade constituents, which I call slaves, receive less and less quality free and equally crappy socialism until they’re all starving, sick, and dying like sheep and cattle waiting to be slaughtered. After a decade of the psychological dominance games, the people are starving slaves who thank their Marxist Cult for their free housing, food, education, jobs, and healthcare. These slaves, starving in their slums, thank their demigod Marxist Cult leaders who live like kings and queens for being generous enough to give the people free bread and soup and free euthanasia to “save the environment.”
Marxists are training us to be slaves. Marxism has a success rate of 0.0%, and a failure rate of 100%. Meanwhile, in their storied satanic histories, socialism and communism (Marxism) have a dead body count of 100 million people. How many people did Mao, Mussolini, Hitler, and Stalin genocide? How many?
Marxism is the epitome of a Western European oppressive system, which liberals somehow promulgate and propagandize as the savior of minorities even though it’s an Anglo-Saxon Western Civilization ideological system created by white supremacists for world domination. Meanwhile, these stupid Marxist Cult members spinning in their wheel of mental libtardation and dizzy from the Dunning-Kruger Effect claim capitalism and freedom are the cause of their misery. They call for socialism but are too stupid to realize we are already a socialistic country. They are delusional.
Marxism is a part of a 200+ year white supremacist plan by the European ruling families to depopulate black and brown people worldwide and enslave the remaining undesirables. If you don’t believe me, go read The Descent of Man. Ultimately, fascism, Nazism, Marxism, socialism, Darwinism, eugenics, genetics, and the fabricated fields of study like sociology are used as weapons of economic, political, and social mind-control by enslaving our minds, bodies, and souls to enact their Great Reset. The European royals have used Marxism to systematically genocide the Vietnamese, North Vietnamese versus South Vietnamese. Marxism has systematically genocided the Koreans, North Korea versus South Korea. Marxism has genocided Russians fighting Russians. Marxism has genocided Chinese fighting Chinese. Marxism is systematically plaguing the world killing, murdering, and genociding people on behalf of their cult leader and beast worshiper, Karl Marx.
Everywhere Marxism goes black and brown body bags pile up. Don’t believe me? Who else fought the Vietnam and Korean Wars? Who fought in Iraq and Afghanistan? Ever heard of the American “undesirables” like the blacks, Catholics, and Jews who died during the Vietnam and Korean Wars; meanwhile, the European royals make trillions exploiting both sides of every conflict. Essentially, the families make money off genocide like Planned Parenthood makes millions from aborting Democrat constituents (blacks, Catholics, and Jews). It’s one big wheel of eugenic and ethnic genocide.
Marxism is the oppressive system. Marxism is the genocidal system. Marxism is the white supremacists’ ultimate weapon against the Lebensunwertes Leben, life unworthy of life. Why do you think these Nazi liberals call unborn babies “parasites” and “not life?” They are literally brainless zombie Nazis who do not see how they are Nazis. They are Not See Nazis.
The entire infrastructure of the Democrat Party could be full with all minorities, and it would still perpetuate eugenic and ethnic genocide, because that system of genocide was designed by the white supremacists Franklin D. Roosevelt, Lyndon Baines Johnson, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and even Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. to spin perpetually until Hitler’s New World Order and final solution are accomplished.
In other words, the School Lunch Program programed public schooled children how to eat a eugenic diet of death. The School Lunch Program taught children how to eat poisonous food, which lead to their obesity and infinite number of health issues associated with obesity. Obesity is our number killer. Over 2.5 million Americans die from dietary related illnesses like diabetes, heart disease, liver disease, lung disease, and cancer. Hell, 80% of Covid-19 deaths were related to obesity. Obesity is the 21st Century version of Small Pox in a blanket. It’s used for genocide. Are you sure the School Lunch Program is good thing?
The School Lunch Program is just one of the plethora programs, which these white supremacists in the Democrat Party use to soft kill their constituents. What happened with the projects? Why did LBJ take everyone from the south and move them into tight living quarters? LBJ put people with dark skin in regions with relatively no yearly sunlight. What’s that do to black American’s health? What does the lack of trees in the city do to black American’s health? What does putting people into over populated high rises do? What happened to the black community? Drugs and Alcohol? Drug and alcohol overdoses? Crimes like rape and murder? What happens when you put a Planned Parenthood in this fenceless concentration? It was all planned and implemented by the same white supremacist policies. Black-on-black crime is Democrat-on-Democrat crime, and nothing in the black community is going to change until they realize it.
Unfortunately, The Ohio State University promulgates and promotes this Marxist Cult’s ideology on our beautiful university’s campus, while simultaneously censoring dissenting ideas through bullying fascistic tactics like Columbus is Munich in the 1930’s. I cannot and I will support The Ohio State University’s cult-like adherence and support to the Marxist Cult. I will not donate a dime. I will not watch Buckeye Basketball. I will not watch Buckeye Football. In fact, I’m pretty sure I have not seen a game since 2019 when I brought in the New Year after having seen every game from 2000 to 2019, and I sure as hell am not going to pay money to watch a game in Ohio Stadium. I am putting my foot down and will not support genocide.
Of course, the Marxist Cult isn’t the only reason why I am boycotting my alma mater. I am also boycotting The Ohio State University, because of Jeffrey Epstein and Les Wexner’s involvement with child sex-trafficking and child-rape in Columbus and Ohio. #OhioGate As a victim, I cannot and will not support The Ohio State University until Les Wexner’s name is removed from campus like the letter M during Michigan week. I think our university’s name and prestige are tarnished by associating ourselves with accused and convicted pedophiles and their accomplices.
Once The Ohio State University has scrubbed Wexner’s name from campus and curbed the commies’ fascist Marxist indoctrination, I still cannot support my alma mater. Unfortunately, because our faculty is plagued by the fascist Marxist Cult, our university has a tyrannical vaccination policy, which needs to go immediately, like yesterday. Unlike the leftist Buckeyes, who claim to be antifascists but support fascism, I do not support fascist policies like mandatory vaccines. Whatever happened to “my body my choice?”
Oh that’s right, liberals only believe in #MyBodyMyChoice when it comes to the cowardice eugenic and ethnic genocide of babies like they are raging Nazis. What kind of monster brags about murdering 17 babies and broadcasts infanticide like an abortion is equal to a Bronze Star? Speaking of Nazis, have you ever heard of the Nuremberg Code?
Yeah, there’s a reason why vaccines are in the Nuremberg Code. Deathcare can be easily propagandized as healthcare, because no one knows what’s in that syringe. The Nazis lied and said, “It’s for your safety” and “Trust the science” as they injected the Lebensunwertes Leben, life unworthy of life, with whatever the hell these sorcerers of witchcraft call “medicine.” Dr Fauci tortured beagles and experimented on foster children, and you don’t think he’s a Nazi, because you are a Nazi.
Therefore, we want no mandatory vaccines at The Ohio State University, no mandatory masks at The Ohio State University, and no fascist Marxist Cult indoctrination at The Ohio State University. We demand body autonomy. We demand free speech. We demand freedom. We demand diversity of thought, after all The Ohio State University is suppose to be an institute of higher learning. We demand education, not Nazi-Marxist indoctrination.
Maybe one day I would like to lecture Masculinity in Contemporary American Literature, while simultaneously teaching creative writing at my alma mater; however, a lot would have to change between now and then. Currently, the people who believe in inclusion and diversity would send in their gestapo mob of woke leftist Marxist cult members to cancel, bully, intimidate, and threaten violence like the little Nazis they are. But I can hope. I can dream.
Could you imagine having students read books about Doctor Brdman being in their exact same shoes and in their exact same seats, literally, and then teaching students how to analyze, research, plan, and write their own books? Could you imagine what lessons Buckeyes could learn from me? Could you imagine what lessons I could learn from other Buckeyes?
Maybe one day, I would like to be the English Department chair, which is currently a dirty Depends in Fuhrer Joe Biden’s britches. Denney Hall feels like a graveyard of 1960’s and 70’s hopes and dreams murdered my Marxist mind-control, too much acid, LSD, and too much THC. I didn’t know it at the time, but I enrolled at The Ohio State University to study andragogy even though my major was architecture, but I am teaching. Speaking of scaffolding, the first thing I will do when I donate 2 million dollars to my alma mater is completely renovate Denney Hall. Dude, the courtyard known as Hansford Quadrangle would make for an excellent spot to attach a Knowlton School Architect designed Shakespearean Buckeye Globe Theater, because the English Department needs a lecture hall and theater. Things were a lot different on Ohio State’s campus during the early 2000’s when I first stepped foot on campus, and our university has become an athletic and educational juggernaut.
I am so proud to be a Buckeye, and even though I am boycotting our beautiful university, I am still proud to be a Buckeye, because I want us to be better even when we are all already the best. That’s my legacy. That’s the kind of Buckeye tree I want to be in The Buckeye Grove.
Maybe one day, I would like to be dean. Maybe one day, I would like to be president of The Ohio State University. Why? Why not? Besides, could you imagine having written a dozens books about living in Columbus, Ohio and being the Van Wilder of The Ohio State University, not just a buckeye, The Buckeye, Doctor Brdman? Bro, the spirit de corps I would create would be unmatched by any president in Buckeye History. I was born to do this. I was born to be a Buckeye. Currently, I’m writing books like Red Shorts of Courage: The Scarlet Letter and High and Long: High Life and Red Short of Courage: 50 Shades of Block O and High and Long: The Pins Strike Back, which will teach more than being lectured in crowded classroom in Independence Hall or the Doctor Brdman creative reading and writing room.
Will I teach at OSU? Will become department chair? Will I become dean? Will I become President? I dunno, but I sure as hell am not interested in having my name Matthew Joseph Brdecka and my pen name Doctor Brdman associated with the university, my alma mater, The Ohio State University, until we have diversity on campus, free speech, freedom of thought, freedom from the Marxist Cult, student body autonomy, and Les Wexner’s name removed from every building on campus.
Regardless, I will write dozens of books about being a Buckeye and living on the corners of High and Long in Columbus, Ohio. I will write the books. How’s that going to look if I am boycotting my alma mater? How is that going to look if I am boycotting Columbus? How is that going to look if I am boycotting Ohio? Now imagine how that looks if Doctor Brdman blows up like J.K. Rowling, E.L. James, or R.L. Stine? I may not be the Noam Chomsky of OSU, but I promise I will write a lot less boring books and sell a hell of a lot more books. I love Ohio. I love Columbus. I love The Ohio State University. I love being a Buckeye, but enough is enough. Thank you for listening to our grievances. I hope we can find common ground as high and long as redwood trees in The Buckeye Grove.
Wow! It seemed you were high during this diatribe but maybe it's just your normal energy output mode. I think most universities have become Marxist cults. I have some old books--I apologize for not having the titles, et al--regarding the 1st Trump of my lifetime, Sen Joseph McCarthy of my beloved Wisconsin. These men are not the same, of course, but both were highly vilified for their views. McCarthy, like you, was a Marine--in his case, a Capt, but I never dwelved into his service record. Even in Wisconsin, McCarthy's legacy is overshadowed by its recommended shame. After all, he single-handedly fostered 'fake news' about Communists even when there were none. History has not been kind to McCarthy--he's primarily lauded as a joke (gone too far). But, here's the interesting thing...like Trump, many of McCarthy's perspectives, ideas, fears, n concerns about Communists ended up being 100% true! In Trump's case, most of his 'Big Lie' regarding the crooked 2020 election process is starting to be proven. But, getting back to McCarthy, less than 1 yr after he was shut down (candidly, he needed to be...in the end, he succumbed to drinking n cried wolf 1 too many times), the 🇺🇸 govt fired over 135 officials from its State Dept n its powerful Foreign Relations Committee BECAUSE THEY WERE DIED-IN-THE-WOOL n hard-core Communists! It was done quietly w/no overt press coverage. So, while I agree private citizens should have every right to belong to any nut-job organization they aspire to, it's not too much to ask that govt officials carrying out policies on behalf of the USA, should NOT belong to entities that are anti-American! The conflict of interest is, as they say, way too imposing! For one thing, some of those inside the ballpark traitors handed over MOST of our atomic bomb secrets to the ph##king Russians! And yet, not one of those fired former govt officials involved in such duplicitous behavior were EVER brought to justice! Why? Cause it was too ph##king embarassing to admit that the Russian/American Communist parties had so MANY members among our govt elite! Such a travesty. Anyways, I will re-locate those books n share its titles w/ you (if you are interested). The book that documents names, dates n results of our nefarious double-agents post-WWII will shock you! Greg J Ginter, So. Milwaukee, WI